I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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