I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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