The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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