my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I am one with the molecules
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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