True but thats because hes a fetus.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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