I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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