i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
