he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
