wrigley field is MILF paradise
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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