maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I think I sprained my soul last night
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I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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