a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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