My room smells like vodka and shame
i think i have herpe
just one?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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