Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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