i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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