I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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