ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
you win again, gameday.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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