Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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