this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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