The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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