If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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