There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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