Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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