Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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