I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Fuck me I smell like cheese
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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