haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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