just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Randomize
