I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
love makes seman taste better
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.