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• (810): View more from Michigan

  This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..

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  Both

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'

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  we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield

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• (209): View more from California

  Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.

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  And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.

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• (510): View more from California

  Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me

  (206): View more from Washington

  That is an interesting fear as well as image

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.

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  You could paint cock rings as wreaths.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.

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• (714): View more from California

  I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.

  (805): View more from California

  Thats what I'm talking about

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