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I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman

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(440): I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman http://tfl.nu/jmt9

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(949): View more from California

Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.

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(949): Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt. http://tfl.nu/7x8n

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Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.

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(206): Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun. http://tfl.nu/3gwj

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you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.

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(850): you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster. http://tfl.nu/wnb4

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I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?

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(203): I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night? http://tfl.nu/u6ad

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(732): View more from New Jersey

im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor

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(732): im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor http://tfl.nu/d5hx

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.

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(918): See, not all bad decisions involve my penis. http://tfl.nu/lbts

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shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.

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(910): shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose. http://tfl.nu/5ocp

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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.

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(480): I would never do this in real life. It's only college. http://tfl.nu/l8vq

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Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night

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(931): Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night http://tfl.nu/chyx

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Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.

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(801): Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated. http://tfl.nu/dcl8

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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'

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(+61): it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride' http://tfl.nu/25m4

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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods

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(+02): I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods http://tfl.nu/ntv5

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(416): View more from Toronto

He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.

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(416): He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco. http://tfl.nu/xwo8

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No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.

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(305): No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen. http://tfl.nu/b2oj

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