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A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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