Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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