I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I'm really busy with my period
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