i wish starbucks made bloody marys
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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