She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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