I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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