Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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