I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
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So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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