He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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