I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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