we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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