where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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