Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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