I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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