you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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