I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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