Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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