Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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