**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
My pussy is not your playground.
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After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize