5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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