don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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