called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes