Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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We just shotgunned beers for America
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
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must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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