I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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