Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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