Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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