I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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